2. Horny Hilton
Fuck you, Perez Hilton! Your presence makes me actually respect Marvin a little bit.
I don’t say that because Marvin refuses to stoop to Perez’s level and claims that if being nice is what it takes to be famous, he’d rather not be famous. I almost just typed that I agreed with Marvin’s sentiment, but then I remembered that I’ve spent the last few weeks insulting Marvin in every manner imaginable, so I had to check myself. (If it makes Marvin feel any better, I don’t do it for the fame… I do it because he makes it so damn easy.)
No, the reason I have slightly more respect for Marvin is that he’s no longer the most desperate, pathetic, horn-ball on the planet. After his “judging”, Perez easily steals that crown. 
Why is Perez even back on this show anyway? I know in Cycle 14 he made some deal with Tyra Banks not to post about celebrities’ kids on his blog anymore in exchange for an appearance on her show, so they must have struck some new bargain. Maybe Tyra is so desperate to turn this non-romance with Rob Evans into a full-fledged rumor that he agreed to post about it on his blog a few times in exchange for more camera time.
Ostensibly, the challenge is about the models showing off their skills as a “fashion correspondent” with Perez feeding them questions through an earpiece. I would ask why a mulleted man with pea green pants and a clashing plaid jacket is in any position to critique passersby’s wardrobe choices, but don’t worry - he’s not actually concerned about fashion. He’s got too many hormones on the brain to think about clothing.
Instead, Perez uses his role to sexually harass everyone. He has Jiana ask her interviewee questions about his sex life, then instructs Phil to beg a stranger to spank him after asking if she likes it rough. You know, NORMAL FASHION CORRESPONDENT stuff.
But things get really over the top when Perez eyes Jeremy. Rather than having Jeremy actually interview, he makes him take off his shirt. After enjoying the view, Perez then has him take off his pants, too. Jeremy awkwardly stands in public in his underwear; his crotch is blurred in post-production (probably at the request of Jeremy’s mother), but something tells me if we had a below the waist shot of Perez (and thank all of the gods that we didn’t) that would require some blurring, as well.
Jeremy seems genuinely confused as to why the interview took that turn. The poor guy is too much of a dumb lug to recognize he’s being objectified by an outright sleaze. As for Perez, he thinks Jeremy did a great job: “Jeremy’s not even blinking twice at any of the direction I’m giving him. That’s what it takes to be live and on your feet!” Even Bryanboy, who usually has no shame, looks embarrassed in the moment.
When it comes time to choose a winner, a practically masturbating Perez says that only the boys impressed him. Can’t imagine why! The winner is none other than Jeremy. Granted, Jeremy’s inability to string a sentence together would make him wholly unqualified to be a fashion correspondent, but Perez is mainly impressed that Jeremy did exactly what he told him to. Yeah, okay.  Can you imagine if a straight male judge just decided to stop a challenge, have a hot girl strip off all of her clothes, then declare her the winner because it turned him on? This is really no different.
Jeremy, who still must not notice Perez’s erection, is shocked by the win. His prize is a dinner date. Word of advice to Jeremy: next time, make sure someone buys you dinner BEFORE you get naked. Also, probably get a restraining order against Perez Hilton. 
Funniest Moments of ANTM Cycle 20, ep 6

2. Horny Hilton

Fuck you, Perez Hilton! Your presence makes me actually respect Marvin a little bit.

I don’t say that because Marvin refuses to stoop to Perez’s level and claims that if being nice is what it takes to be famous, he’d rather not be famous. I almost just typed that I agreed with Marvin’s sentiment, but then I remembered that I’ve spent the last few weeks insulting Marvin in every manner imaginable, so I had to check myself. (If it makes Marvin feel any better, I don’t do it for the fame… I do it because he makes it so damn easy.)

No, the reason I have slightly more respect for Marvin is that he’s no longer the most desperate, pathetic, horn-ball on the planet. After his “judging”, Perez easily steals that crown. 

Why is Perez even back on this show anyway? I know in Cycle 14 he made some deal with Tyra Banks not to post about celebrities’ kids on his blog anymore in exchange for an appearance on her show, so they must have struck some new bargain. Maybe Tyra is so desperate to turn this non-romance with Rob Evans into a full-fledged rumor that he agreed to post about it on his blog a few times in exchange for more camera time.

Ostensibly, the challenge is about the models showing off their skills as a “fashion correspondent” with Perez feeding them questions through an earpiece. I would ask why a mulleted man with pea green pants and a clashing plaid jacket is in any position to critique passersby’s wardrobe choices, but don’t worry - he’s not actually concerned about fashion. He’s got too many hormones on the brain to think about clothing.

Instead, Perez uses his role to sexually harass everyone. He has Jiana ask her interviewee questions about his sex life, then instructs Phil to beg a stranger to spank him after asking if she likes it rough. You know, NORMAL FASHION CORRESPONDENT stuff.

But things get really over the top when Perez eyes Jeremy. Rather than having Jeremy actually interview, he makes him take off his shirt. After enjoying the view, Perez then has him take off his pants, too. Jeremy awkwardly stands in public in his underwear; his crotch is blurred in post-production (probably at the request of Jeremy’s mother), but something tells me if we had a below the waist shot of Perez (and thank all of the gods that we didn’t) that would require some blurring, as well.

Jeremy seems genuinely confused as to why the interview took that turn. The poor guy is too much of a dumb lug to recognize he’s being objectified by an outright sleaze. As for Perez, he thinks Jeremy did a great job: “Jeremy’s not even blinking twice at any of the direction I’m giving him. That’s what it takes to be live and on your feet!” Even Bryanboy, who usually has no shame, looks embarrassed in the moment.

When it comes time to choose a winner, a practically masturbating Perez says that only the boys impressed him. Can’t imagine why! The winner is none other than Jeremy. Granted, Jeremy’s inability to string a sentence together would make him wholly unqualified to be a fashion correspondent, but Perez is mainly impressed that Jeremy did exactly what he told him to. Yeah, okay.  Can you imagine if a straight male judge just decided to stop a challenge, have a hot girl strip off all of her clothes, then declare her the winner because it turned him on? This is really no different.

Jeremy, who still must not notice Perez’s erection, is shocked by the win. His prize is a dinner date. Word of advice to Jeremy: next time, make sure someone buys you dinner BEFORE you get naked. Also, probably get a restraining order against Perez Hilton. 

Funniest Moments of ANTM Cycle 20, ep 6

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