68. Howdy Doody
Marvin looks like a marionette, or more specifically “Bye Bye Bye” era Joey Fatone, but we’ve already discussed this one at length. 
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68. Howdy Doody

Marvin looks like a marionette, or more specifically “Bye Bye Bye” era Joey Fatone, but we’ve already discussed this one at length. 

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69. No Pigeons
There’s not much I can say about this photo that Julie hasn’t already mentioned. As soon as she pointed out her own resemblance to a pigeon, (her pigeon impression was pretty spot on, too) there’s no unseeing it. Her posture, those wings, her hair poof… Julie’s going to shit on you at the park.

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69. No Pigeons

There’s not much I can say about this photo that Julie hasn’t already mentioned. As soon as she pointed out her own resemblance to a pigeon, (her pigeon impression was pretty spot on, too) there’s no unseeing it. Her posture, those wings, her hair poof… Julie’s going to shit on you at the park.

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70. Miss Jade
This looks like the cover of a porno flick! Jade, the world’s least educated teacher (she does have a remarkable vocabulary, though,) tries to teach a developmentally disabled manchild how to read and winds up fucking him instead. Trust me when I say nothing’s going to stay on other than those ugly socks and even uglier wig. 
Of course, the most beautiful thing about this shoot will always be that it inspired this Danielle quote: “It’s just so random to hear Jade say she wanted to be a kindergarten teacher. I would homeschool my child before they went to Jade’s class.”
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70. Miss Jade

This looks like the cover of a porno flick! Jade, the world’s least educated teacher (she does have a remarkable vocabulary, though,) tries to teach a developmentally disabled manchild how to read and winds up fucking him instead. Trust me when I say nothing’s going to stay on other than those ugly socks and even uglier wig. 

Of course, the most beautiful thing about this shoot will always be that it inspired this Danielle quote: “It’s just so random to hear Jade say she wanted to be a kindergarten teacher. I would homeschool my child before they went to Jade’s class.”

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71. Who’s That Lady?
Three dapper gentlemen are checking out a woman, their faces reading, “DAMN, GIRL!!”
They’re obviously good actors, though, because… well, just look at Alexandria if you can stand it. It’s not just that she’s not attractive - she’s straight up haggard.
Her hair is terrible. The feet-hiding and tomato-bright pantsuit is unfortunate. Her face is unpleasant. Her pose is stupid and confusing - the hand on her belly looks like she has a bellyache. 
It’s wrong compounded with wrong compounded with wrong compounded with wrong. How she avoided the bottom two this week, I’ll never understand.
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71. Who’s That Lady?

Three dapper gentlemen are checking out a woman, their faces reading, “DAMN, GIRL!!”

They’re obviously good actors, though, because… well, just look at Alexandria if you can stand it. It’s not just that she’s not attractive - she’s straight up haggard.

Her hair is terrible. The feet-hiding and tomato-bright pantsuit is unfortunate. Her face is unpleasant. Her pose is stupid and confusing - the hand on her belly looks like she has a bellyache. 

It’s wrong compounded with wrong compounded with wrong compounded with wrong. How she avoided the bottom two this week, I’ll never understand.

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72. Crabs Itch
This isn’t modeling. It’s costume party or school play, even. 
Sometimes, I wish I had bought this zodiac calendar. I would keep Tiffany’s month up all year round. It would just make me feel better to look at her and think, “At least I’m not wearing a crab costume.”
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72. Crabs Itch

This isn’t modeling. It’s costume party or school play, even. 

Sometimes, I wish I had bought this zodiac calendar. I would keep Tiffany’s month up all year round. It would just make me feel better to look at her and think, “At least I’m not wearing a crab costume.”

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73. Arrested Again
Poor Kiara - she’s been arrested before and she still doesn’t know how to take a good mugshot photo. At least she knew not to make it too attractive. 
She’s a total No Neck Monster in this picture, but at least she’s showing a lot of armpit to compensate. 
I enjoy the “Crack is whack” tribute to Whitney Houston, though it looks like Kiara is on downers rather than uppers. Presumably, Yaya could have handled this scene better. 
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73. Arrested Again

Poor Kiara - she’s been arrested before and she still doesn’t know how to take a good mugshot photo. At least she knew not to make it too attractive. 

She’s a total No Neck Monster in this picture, but at least she’s showing a lot of armpit to compensate. 

I enjoy the “Crack is whack” tribute to Whitney Houston, though it looks like Kiara is on downers rather than uppers. Presumably, Yaya could have handled this scene better. 

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74. Deranged 
Melrose looks positively psychotic here. Almost as crazy as she acts, even!
Almost.
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74. Deranged 

Melrose looks positively psychotic here. Almost as crazy as she acts, even!

Almost.

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75. Bride of Frankenstein
It’s funny when a photo like this one wins best photo of the week because that indicates that the whole concept is kinda bizarre.
Sea monsters! Wait, sea monsters? All right… Rae looks pretty fierce, but with some creature’s noggin covering over half of her body, it’s hard to say for sure. Better than Jennifer, anyway, who is just serving up nothing. They should have hid her behind some Cirque de Serpents.
Brittany, meanwhile, looks like she’s straight up been lobotomized and escaped from her ward in her hospital gown. Tyra called her the second cousin of the Bride of Frankenstein who is “also a model”. Apparently, that’s a compliment (??)
So glad that Tyra decided to immortalize this photo as “digital art” in the house. 
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75. Bride of Frankenstein

It’s funny when a photo like this one wins best photo of the week because that indicates that the whole concept is kinda bizarre.

Sea monsters! Wait, sea monsters? All right… Rae looks pretty fierce, but with some creature’s noggin covering over half of her body, it’s hard to say for sure. Better than Jennifer, anyway, who is just serving up nothing. They should have hid her behind some Cirque de Serpents.

Brittany, meanwhile, looks like she’s straight up been lobotomized and escaped from her ward in her hospital gown. Tyra called her the second cousin of the Bride of Frankenstein who is “also a model”. Apparently, that’s a compliment (??)

So glad that Tyra decided to immortalize this photo as “digital art” in the house.

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76. Even Her Bangs Have Bangs

Nice 80s hair, Anchal!

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77. Rowwwwrrrrr
Kelly Cutrone said Jeremy looks like Siegfried and Roy’s butler. Tyra said he looked like Liberace. Neither comparison is flattering, but both are at least better than what it actually looks like… a man having anal sex with a leopard. 
So much for that whole virginity thing!
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77. Rowwwwrrrrr

Kelly Cutrone said Jeremy looks like Siegfried and Roy’s butler. Tyra said he looked like Liberace. Neither comparison is flattering, but both are at least better than what it actually looks like… a man having anal sex with a leopard. 

So much for that whole virginity thing!

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